CAT SEASON CLUB

Checking the list

0%  ·  opening the door

Tonight's door policy is one word: meow

Cats are in. Everyone else
is in line.

Velvet rope down. Whiskers up. Vell checks the CATLIST while dogs, frogs and toads rehearse their meows outside. The guest-list meme for the moment cats take the entire timeline.

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  • Door policyMeow
  • CapacityCats only
  • Dress codeFur
Vell, a cool cat in sunglasses and a bomber jacket, holding a tablet that rejects dogs and frogs
VELLDoor · Cat Season

pull the rope

01 — The door

No fighting. No speeches.
No exceptions.

At 11:59 the club welcomed everyone. At midnight Vell clipped the coral rope into place. Everything after that is just people finding out.

  1. 11:59

    The club welcomed everyone.

  2. 00:00

    Vell clipped the coral rope into place.

  3. 00:07

    A dog presented a pair of cat ears. Vell quietly removed them.

  4. 00:19

    A frog arrived with painted whiskers. Vell raised one eyebrow.

  5. 00:33

    Behind him, cats disappeared through the glowing paw-shaped door.

  6. 01:12

    Outside, the rejected line grew longer — and funnier than the club itself.

  7. Later

    If it doesn't meow, it waits.

02 — The centerpiece

Door duty

Vell is taking five. You are on the rope. Twelve arrivals, three mistakes allowed, and a clock that gets meaner. Cats go in. Everything else waits — no matter what it's wearing.

Guest0/12
Admitted0
Turned away0
Mistakes···
Best shift—

Your shift

Take the rope

Read the silhouette. Real ears grow out of the head — fake ones sit on a band above it. Real whiskers are thin and pale; painted ones are thick, coral and crooked.

Keys: A admit · D reject · M meow test

The rope is clipped. Press start when you're ready.

03 — The list

Are you on it?

This is the tablet. It has one column and no appeals process.

CATLIST · DOOR TERMINAL00:00

Awaiting a name. The line is not getting shorter.

Results are final, arbitrary and entirely for laughs.

04 — Tokenomics

Simple, like the door

One rule at the rope, one rule in the contract: nothing complicated, nothing hidden.

Total supply

0

Every seat in the club, minted once.

Tax

0

No cover charge. Buy, sell, do nothing.

Liquidity

Burns on migration

Locked in the bonding curve until the pair graduates — then the keys go in the fire.

Ownership

Renounced

Not even Vell can change the rules now.

Door telemetry

Not open yet
Price—
Market cap—
24h—
24h volume—

Live numbers appear here the moment the rope goes up and the pair is indexed.

05 — How to get in

Four steps to the front

You do not need ears. You need a wallet.

  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Install Phantom (or any Solana wallet) on your phone or browser.

  2. 02

    Load some SOL

    Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Leave a little for fees.

  3. 03

    Swap for $CATLIST

    Open $CATLIST on pump.fun or Jupiter — the contract is already loaded — then confirm the swap.

  4. 04

    You're on the list

    Watch the chart, post the memes, and be extremely calm about it. That's the whole dress code.

06 — Seasons

The schedule

There is no roadmap. There is a booking calendar.

Season 0 · now

Doors open

  • Launch on pump.fun
  • The rope goes up
  • First names on the list

Season 1

The line grows

  • Chart, trackers, listings
  • Meme factory opens
  • First disguises confiscated

Season 2

The VIP room

  • Holder-only door codes
  • Velvet merch drop
  • Collabs with the polite animals

Season 3

Cat season

  • The timeline is ours
  • Everyone else: next season
  • The rope stays exactly where it is

07 — The call

On the list.

Next season.

That's the call and that's the reply. Say the first one loudly, say the second one to absolutely everybody else.

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